Dear Mr. English,
i know you dont care about what i have to say or that im even writing this or me at all. ive found another way to rebel against you. im no longer using apostrophes. lets face it theyre pointless and im a lazy typist. im not writing text books so fuck you. im sure you can figure out what im trying to say without them. honestly. why does there need to be so many damn rules to writing? and all of those rules have exceptions! why does there need to be more than periods, commas, exclamation points and question marks? also mr english, fuck you! i know said that already just wanted to make sure it was clear.